Innocent until proven... nope he's wasted

Contrary to popular belief, the Amish aren't the only locals in Lancaster, Pennsylvania that honor the sabbath. That's where police charged one area citizen for worshiping the bottle, twice. Turns out one DUI wasn't enough to hold him down as he racked up two within a 6 hour time span. The unnamed man was arrested, processed and released to his girlfriend at 11a.m. Sunday morning and was back in the slammer at 4p.m . I'd like to think there was some major partying going on, but realistically, his girlfriend is probably just a bitch.

Here's how I'd like to think it went down.