Reason 45456sertsfdg4050534 Florida sucks

I loathe no other place more than Florida. I mean, come on. They're responsible for Bush round 2 (don't think you're in the clear Ohio) and anything else that climbs out of the swamp down there. So... I'm not surprised to hear that a 22 year old Tampa resident used his 72 year old grandpa as a human shield as a means to deter authorities from arresting him. Police eventually nabbed him after he flung the feeble carcass of his decaying elder at the feet of his pursuers. It's not quite clear what charges the piece of trash was trying to avoid but I'm sure they're something trivial...it is Tampa, which is the east coast equivalent of Reno, Nevada.