Monday, November 10, 2008

Where's the Juice?

Last week, in East Patchogue, NY (somewhere on long island) 4 men stormed a house at 2am as an old man went out to buy milk. Why that old geiser was buying milk at that hour I will never know, but the 4 men made off with a glass carboy (which is fancy talk for water jug) full of quarters and nickels. Long Island police have no suspects as of yet but I can think of four men who are that desperate for change...

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